"Look at all the pee on this floor! What is this, Germany?"

These movies all suck so bad. J-Law seems cool though.

Edit: Knicks Scouts are drooling.

Maybe she should grow some weed to shrink that dome of hers.

As a longtime baseball fan and someone who participates in a daily lineup fantasy league, I think the issue wouldn't be as big of a deal if there were only games on the weekends. It's just when there are 162 games, 3 hours or more per game is a bit much.

My roommate keeps trying to get me to watch this show, but I own the TV and Netflix account. I tried it once, secretly, and have never gone back. To be fair, he is a frat boy who thinks he's tough because he works out, but is scared of my GF's cat.

If you would like a man's opinion, I liked it when he killed people in Gladiator.

Seriously, he cries when he gets a helmet signed by a bunch of 20-somethings in tights? Weird. Please get a real life.

Disappointed. I thought the headline was,

Thank you for doing your job so poorly that you caught Ebola. Here's a hug. Also, you know if this were a fat nurse with a mustache from West Virginia there would be no photo-op, let a lone a hug.

"I get you're jealousy with the cardinals." -Emmit Smith

Just opened this site up on my work computer. Poached.

How far can you punt Raysism?

Can you hire me as a travel writer?

I once lived in Indio. They must be taking into account the amount of welfare that women collect for their children.

derpatron5000 is a terrorist

"Orange you glad I didn't say banana?"

So your argument is that you are an M's fan who doesn't care for the front office, but the stories are not to be believed, because - Hey! Look at what a (shitty) columnist in LA said. Okay. It sounds more to me like you work for the Mariners PR department. And I assume The Captains Tubing is a fishing boat rotting out…

To quote George Carlin, "Ohhh, some people don't like you to talk like that. Ohh, some people like to shut you up for saying those things.
You know that. Lots of people. Lots of groups in this country want to tell you how to talk.
Tell you what you can't talk about. Well, sometimes they'll say, well you can talk about…

I'm amazed he has run for 700 yards. In his life.