Also make sure you get one with a baffled sump if you intend using it on a track with a longer right hand corner...

Audi S4 B5.

Oh, it’s SHIPS...

Well they weren’t designed to catch fire. Just this one. As long as they towed it outside the environment it should be fine.

Yeah, I think you’re right - in his moment of panic his natural inclination was to keep to the left, not to the right.

Agreed - on tourist-farting days, the ‘Ring is a public road and the keep right/pass left rule applies.

In NZ we have signs with a Speed limit sign and cross hairs over the top of it with the words, “It’s not a target.” Naturally people have taken to shooting holes through the middle of the target.

Dear Americans. It is pronounced soLder... please note there is an L. It’s not SODDER!!!!

I’ve fallen off a ski at about 60mph and bounced a bit on my butt... Didn’t really hurt, but it did have me hanging onto my pants for dear life so I didn’t lose them.

Obviously never been on/in a jetboat :). Doing 100mph straight at a wall, turn 180 degrees and plant the throttle. It’s pretty epic. Nothing else on earth turns as fast as a proper racing jetboat - you should watch some videos.

South African car culture is kind of weird. Due to apartheid etc. a lot of manufacturers pulled out of the country in the ‘80s and the government basically locked down the whole motor industry so only cars manufactured in South Africa could be sold there. Cars were very expensive compared to everywhere else (it has…

Well as long as they’re not entertaining!

The front looks very Holden Monaro’ish

That’s what I’m looking forward to. They’ll have to be subtle about it as well, which will make it even more funny.

Guys it’s fine. It’s a B6 Chassis.

But they are massively ugly and uninspiring. I’d rather drive a Golf.

My preference is definitely function over form, so I’m going to say back-rolling. As others have mentioned, back-rolling means there’s less chance of the roll being played with by the kids or pets, but there’s another reason. I have lived in areas with high humidity all my life, and the the paper coming off the roll…

No, Fifth Gear was BORING. Good idea, Good cars and drivers, but missing the part that kept me awake.

Are these in the same segment as the Golf GTi ? If so, that’s a MUCH better looking car.

Audi B5 S4