wait soooo no one's pointed out that this is a mashup with Disturbed's atrocious cover of Simon & Garfunkel's "The Sound of Silence" https://www.youtube.com/wat…

ohhhhh, I see! "We must not have that idiom in Australia", he said with a straight face

I'm a native English speaker who's seen all of Arrested Development and can't for the life of me work out what "eyes-to-stomach" ratio is supposed to mean.

Dash doesn't actually play on the album at all - percussion's credited between all three sisters and the producers.

You really can't go wrong with TWENTY DUBSTEP VERSIONS OF DISNEY THEMES http://www.youtube.com/watc…

You guys yada yada'd the fact that it was done by Seinfeld 2000, aka THE GREATEST Twitter account in existence: http://twitter.com/Seinfeld…

Hader might be SNL's current MVP…ish, but more importantly, Mike White's doing things post-Enlightened! I want to give that man an awkward hug.

"You're gonna catch a cold from the ice inside your soul" is truly one of the worst lyrics of all time - so you're already a withered husk of a being with no capability for empathy but OH NO, PERRI SAYS YOU MIGHT CATCH A COLD which isn't even remotely threatening literally let alone figuratively

So Donna's finally blossoming into a less WASPy, equally bitchy/vulnerable, 80s Blair Waldorf? SOLD ON THIS SHOW FOR LIFE. Chloe Bridges is magnificent.

You know Gossip Girl: Psycho Killer is an actual book, right? http://www.amazon.com/Gossi…

Incredibly underrated drummer though, regardless.

This Hole shirt not only looks amazing, it genuinely has magical powers - the ability to make complete strangers admit they admire Courtney Love: http://www.gomerch.com/shop…

So if they remake the sequel, does that mean 50% of it will consist solely of footage from ALL SIX previous movies?

Been looking to get a pair inspired by The Sandman, on my inner wrists: the key to hell on the left, and Death's ankh on the right. Not hugely original, sure, but I love the duality.