What the fuck is this nonsense? I’ve watched enough Japanese porn to know that THIS MUTHAFUCKKA GOT A DICK ON HIS BACK!

Obviously Twitter is another thing Deion couldn’t tackle…

An appropriate homage to former Eagles coach Buddy Ryan’s 4'6" defense.

Frankly, I wouldn’t hire anyone related to a Lions player to do contract work. I have sincere doubts that they’d know how to finish.

What, was she a Trekkie or something?

polar bear coolers.

polar bear coolers.

Someone’s gonna say it, so here goes:

Reporter: Can you describe how you felt when you were offered the scholarship and then when they rescinded it just two weeks before signing day?

(Vikings lawyers noted that other than the whole “nuke all the gays” thing, Priefer never said anything “inappropriate” or “demeaning” to or about LGBT people.)

What is this? A shuttle for ants? How can we be expected to send astronauts to space... if they can’t even fit inside the building?

Kid: Holy shit, that ball boy might have just saved my life!

At least no one got shot.

I see he uses the Opti-Grab.

For some reason I don’t feel like blaming the loss on the only guy who scored points for his team yesterday.

While I sort of agree with you, you’re also saying that like there are a lot of Camaro powertrain options. I wouldn’t call this the tippy top because the only things available this year are the 1/2LT and 1/2SS. It’s just the standard V8 Camaro putting down these numbers, not some ridiculously specced out version. Now,…

There’s a clear disconnect with the title of this post and the video.

Rousey is without question the most overrated fighter in the history of the world. The UFC got into womens fighting a few years after they should have. They strapped her up put her in make up and have rolled out the job squad ever since. While having her be the face of the league. She is the epitomy of a TV champion…

Holding your nose like you are six negates any coolness points earned.