100%... Nothing really does... But being a nepo baby does help with the whole having to go to work and be on your feet all day/worry about bills, etc. issues. So still, they are not like us! 

I don’t think nepotism prepares you for pregengancy.

And on top of that, she blew up her cash cow opportunity with “woke” Disney so she could stay true to her convictions and make anti-woke movies for Daily Wire studios. BUT Daily Wire fans see her as a strong feminist lead so they review bomb the movie and compare it to “woke Disney feminism”. HAHAHA the delicious…

Terror on the Prarie sounds like a headline Kent Brockman would read.

Daily reminder that Twitter doesn’t matter, isn’t real, and every second you spend on there represents money in Elon Musk’s pocket. Stop talking about Twitter. Stop linking to Tweets. Get off Twitter.

Social media reveals what people are thinking in a manner that was not previously available. It’s like being able to hear, uninhibited, the thoughts of the general population. This access confirms, for me, that there are a lot more crazy people than I had previously realized.

Maybe talking to the manager will help. Have you tried that?

Collect your 200 rubles vatnik. You aren’t American or a single mother. Our help to Ukraine against Russia’s barbaric and criminal invasion is justified and not hurting anyone’s finances in the US.

almost everyone but Kohberger is being blamed for the murders he allegedly committed.

Yeah but they won’t tell the boys they’re awesome just for existing with a penis. Tate’s story is like a fairy tale for immature guys who can’t imagine the concept of self-improvement.

douchecanoe ... it’s like “douche squared” ... seems like an undersell. I too struggle with words that adequately describe both his absolute asshole-ishness, combined with his extraordinary stupidity, on top of a soupcon of undeserved arrogance.

I thought the biggest self-own in the history of Twitter was that insufferable manbaby Elon Musk tricking himself into paying $44,000,000,000 for Twitter and then immediately trying to speedrun the bankrupt% category with it.

Holy crap, what a total tool!  I used douche in a post earlier on this moron, I’m generally struggling to find swear words appropriate for this dipshit.  I think I’ll go with inmate.  Seriously though, what a glorious series of events leading up to his arrest.  Amazing self-own.  

Even better, a comment in response to an unsolicited brag/attack on said teenager. Like literally all he had to do was not say anything in the first place.

This is seriously a strong candidate for the biggest self-own in the history of Twitter. The tweet where Greta crushed him is one of the most liked tweets ever on Twitter, and then on top of that he helped get himself trying to do a thoroughly bad reply! What a wild thing to happen. 

Seems he’ll be going to prison precisely because he has a hard time letting teenagers go.

Imagine being SO INSECURE that you blow up your whole criminal enterprise because you can’t let a comment from a teenager go?

Hilarious that you find her response childish, but not a middle-aged man ranting about his cars to a kid who doesn’t know him from Adam. And the “lowest possible dangling fruit” part is what makes it funny; he wrote an entire essay trying to troll her and she basically replied “whatever asshole.” The disparity in…

I’d think getting bodied was correct, because her response was impactful in its non confrontational simplicity,

Nope, sorry. People with healthy egos don’t get rattled when someone says they have a small dick. THIS sad asshole has one of the most fragile egos on the planet; the 33 cars are one of many dead giveaways. It absolutely slammed him to the floor.