BUT! Where’s the present and past colleague sendoff (and Craggs missing the deadline, of course)? Don’t deprive us of this!

Ever been to Ross? Women clamouring for discounted dresses and shoes, running all over the place. Knocking into you as you’re being dragged around. I have seen a legit fist fight between two girls there and then the two boyfriends fought. It was awesome.

I think it depends on where you live and your cable provider(s). We just cut cable a few months ago and save $30-$40 a month by dropping our super basic plan. Also, ESPN wasn’t even included in that (more important for college football than NFL, but still). That was by far the cheapest plan around there, but we only…

1. The trash can