Grew up in the 70s/80s when a sub-TEN was hot. And a 6-sec 0-60 was supercar territory.

“That vehicle was completely unmarked. In my mind this was not good, right?”

He says he’s a doctor but I don’t see any markings, white coat or stethoscope so I think it’s only fair for someone to pull a gun on him, force him to the ground, make him show his medical board credentials and his med school degree for good measure because everyone knows what’s going on in the US with people…

“In this country, you’re innocent until proven guilty” which is why I pulled a gun on an innocent man until he proved he wasn’t guilty. Flawless victory.

““And everybody knows what’s going on in this country with fentanyl and child trafficking and rape. Terrible stuff.””

Ah yes, those child traffickers who famously return children to their homes safely.

Say what you like about those old bigots in the plantation era, but they were smart enough not to give their own overseers any sort of privileged status over them themselves. The current brand of bigots, keep on giving their own overseers total power, even over their own class. Welp, I guess they are gonna learn. And…

happywinks -- I read it.

Anyone who hasn’t yet been convinced that Depp is a douchbag isn’t gonna be swayed by this one.

Come on Depp apologists, come on and make your comments. You’re totally not just misogynists, you’re fighting for a valiant cause, like a knight in the crusades or a WW2 fighter pilot.

Rumors at the time were that she was saying transphobic things on set, around Pedro, and even after he tried to educate her she just doubled down.

You come for the Zaddy, you will not win.

Yeah she’s too dumb to realize she’s not going to win in a star-power fight with Pedro Fucking Pascal.

The “boop/beep” thing was a direct insult to Pedro Pascal, after he put pronouns in his bio as a show of support for his trans sister. Publicly attacking the star of the hugely successful show you somehow landed a part on is exactly the kind of stupid-as-shit career move that leads directly to working for Ben Shapiro.

I never stop being amazed at how ugly and stupid-looking that thing is.

I can’t count the number of “races” I’ve been without realizing I was in a race, or wanting to be in said race. I have a Golf R—which somebody earlier in the thread already pointed out makes me an asshole—but contrary to popular belief, I don’t want to drag race at every stoplight when I’m next to a Tesla.

Whenever you see a Audi RS3 or a VW Golf R, you just know it’s an egomaniacal 25 year old mobile phone accessories shop employee living with his parents, who is about to mount the pavement to get past you at a junction. Every. Single. Time.

The Nissan Altima is the obvious answer, but there’s another that I’ve observed in my commute: Dodge Chargers. They’re getting up there in years and don’t hold value. As a result, they’re landing in buy-here pay-here lots and being snatched up by idiots. 

It’s early yet, but I alreadyt say best news of the week.

I’m pretty sure Sony is already prepping a Turner D. Century stand-alone trilogy that will reveal that he was Peter Parker’s great-grandfather’s roommate.

I’ll take one for the team: biscuits suck for sandwiches. Give me an English muffin any day.