Back in the day, not saying when, if you traveled alone as a child, they would put you in first class. Then, meet the pilots in the cockpit and get your plastic pin on wings. 

Cayenne pepper, Parmesan cheese, Garlic, and EEOV. Bam

Pickled Jalapeños, ftw 

Love that song, but its missing the guitar solo Eddie needed. 

I am a southerner and a college football fan, but I cannot stand this guy. Class A piece of shite.