No it’s not, that’s why there are two different words, comparison and analogy.

That’s a non-response. Of course noone can tell what is exactly in someone’s mind.

Ah, the one sentence dismissive response - characteristic of a poster who knows he was stupid and logically beat.

It’s not meant to be an analogy.

Yep maybe, though no more than ghosting to begin with probably. That said, it was obviously an attempt to inject some humor into it, while parodying (and by doing so, rejecting) actual people who think like that.

I’m sure he does not know that this woman (or anyone) would think it was not a joke, because he took time to put every single sign possible that it was a joke. Most Onion articles are more realistic than it. Maybe you’re just going on the article, but even then, Invoice No. 69? Come on.

Umm yea it does.

If it’s for a purchase in the last few weeks, I can usually find a receipt scrunched up in my wallet somewhere.

Yep, I just classify all the “slasher” movies in a different category from what I’d consider “horror”.

The “itemized bill” was obviously a joke. I mean, the “shipping and handling” and the “$1.99 service charge” should have been a dead giveaway, Invoice no. 69?

The “itemized bill” was obviously a joke. I mean, the “shipping and handling” and the “$1.99 service charge” should have been a dead giveaway.

The “itemized bill” was obviously a joke. I mean, the “shipping and handling” and the “$1.99 service charge” should have been a dead giveaway.

The “itemized bill” was obviously a joke. I mean, the “shipping and handling” and the “$1.99 service charge” should have been a dead giveaway.

I’m 90% sure that the “itemized bill” text was a joke. I mean, the “shipping and handling” and the “$1.99 service charge” should have been a dead giveaway.

I’m 90% sure that the “itemized bill” text was a joke. I mean, the “shipping and handling” and the “$1.99 service charge” should have been a dead giveaway.

I’m 90% sure that the “itemized bill” text was a joke. I mean, the “shipping and handling” and the “$1.99 service charge” should have been a dead giveaway.

I’m 90% sure that the “itemized bill” text was a joke. I mean, the “shipping and handling” and the “$1.99 service charge” should have been a dead giveaway.

Just want to add, wrt the pith - most of the vitamins are in the pith, so there is something good about keeping it on.

I just want to note:

Imagine you had a two hour commute that google maps says should take 2 hours today, every day for the rest of the year. But you get fined 500 bucks every time you are more than 10 minutes late. I think you’d probably agree pegging the journey at 2 hours 20 minutes is a good way of accounting for all the delays,…