Your mom owes it all to me

Yes, Squid and the Whale remains by far my favorite Noah Baumbach movie. I had forgotten that was Jesse Eisenberg! Brilliant casting. Jeff Daniels surely has some self-awareness to have played that role so well. Still, I rewatched that “Worst. Period. Generation.” speech and something in the way the point of his chin…

I like most Sorkin shows and movies (I loved the Steve Jobs movie), and I think he’s in the enviable position of being able to say what he really thinks and having an audience large enough that what he really thinks will be heard by lots of people. And I agree with a lot of it! However, I am unable to look at any of…

I think that was the guy who got the grease to his face, because there was this gross peeling sound when Lalo pulled down his mask.

Yes, yes, great episode. One thing that’s bothering me, though: The squad sent to kill Lalo was made up of six guys, far as I could tell. The first guy gets his face melted in the kitchen, leaving five guys to find that bathtub escape hatch. The leader of these five sends two into the tunnel and two others to go find…

Most inane prestige show currently on the air. I would say of all time but House of Cards wins that title.

I wasn’t sure Tulsi Gabbard was a Russian asset before, but after seeing her try to coax Hillary into running for President again I have zero doubt

Judging by this picture, the Grammys are sure to be SPOOKtacular fun for BOILS and GHOULS of all ages

Joey Kramer couldn’t back the Rockabye Baby! versions of Rush

The important thing here is that all us bookish types stay on our phones to type in our learned opinions about the finer points of reading so many books

Apparently you kiddos ain’t never seen a li’l rom-com what goes by the name If Lucy Fell.

Trump is more like three kids who escaped from afternoon detention in a trench coat, and somehow they’ve wandered into our home and fooled Mom into thinking they’re Dad, and Mom cheers for everything Dad says even though it’s quite obvious the kid doing the talking has Tourette’s syndrome.

Never my favorite show, but I’ve seen every episode at least six times. If an episode came on TV right now, I could tell you within three seconds what the A- and B-plots are. Can’t remember the ZIP of my actual workplace address but I can tell you the name of Mr. Furley’s childhood cat (it’s Patches).

Dude Joker has 11 nominations.
I’m in no position to say which black movie—or, as you would say, BLACK movie—deserves this year’s Oscar for Best Picture. (I’m actually routing for Once Upon a Time in Hollywood.) And your demanding that I do is part of the problem, IMO.
The Academy is saying that no black movie was as…

I’m not usually the type of person to point this out, but damn these nominations are white AF. Oh, but Antonio Banderas? Parasite? I’m sorry, I meant to say damn these nominations are not-black AF. Between this and a bunch of NFL teams ignoring the Rooney Rule, one has to wonder if white supremacists’ big comeback has…

Why is AV Club reviewing a show that doesn’t come out for another 11 months? Or is that December 7 a typo?

This sounds purrfectly awful to me, though it’s sure to be catnip to those who loved the stage show. I can’t stand all this caterwauling from critics, though. What did they expect? So Hopper is no Felini. So what? Garfield.

To be fair, I assumed Hillary would easily win since I literally had not seen one Trump-Pence sign or bumper sticker leading to up to the election, to the point where I had zero idea what the design even looked like. Then one morning I happened to be driving around a gated community next to a golf course and was like,…

I think the Doors should be like ten spots higher (dodges beer cans). And everybody on this list should be higher than Wings. And Zeppelin should be like three or four except everyone’s sick of them, which isn’t necessarily their fault. 

I don’t know about all that shit you just said but I agree, different situations are different