And the Nats get more runs in their last two at-bats. Or does Ryan Pressly fully recover in your scenario?

What’s awesome about being a DC sports fan is seeing this team doing so well, and then, right in the middle of this so-far heartwarming series, we’re treated to a Washington Redskins game, where the well-coached and highly motivated home team will march into US Bank Stadium and make our former franchise-tagged QB rue …

Tempting as it is to think this falls on Bregman (what with his winking at the camera in the dugout after homering in the first, like he’s got this whole World Series thing figured out), I don’t think a 12-3 game has any one Mrs. O’Leary’s cow-type figure. Verlander maybe should not have started that inning.

If Trump starts another civil war, historians should definitely call it The Cival War

nice

Yeah, those last three paragraphs really took this thing up to 11. It was ending like, “Hey, this is sorta fucked up,” but then we got into supermodels and witch hunts and, next thing you know, everyone involved with a successful team franchise is burning for their sins.

Regarding that interception in the end zone, I seriously don’t think I’ve ever seen, at any level of the game, from Pop Warner to today’s NFL, a QB throw off his back foot and it not result in an interception. If I were a coach and my QB threw off his back foot, I would Tonya Harding him on his way back to the…

Eh, after reading about every other team’s fans on this here site, I don’t feel like Skins fans are any more objectionable than Bills fans or Dallas fans or Pats fans or Philly fans. If anything, most Skins fans have proven smart enough to stop being fans.

In today’s NFL, consistently beating objectively crummy teams is a sure path to the playoffs

 Rocket man, burning down the fuels of Everlong 

Sounds like Shaggy should get in touch with his friend in the Police lol I win

Julian Castro I mean

That was literally the only thing I watched from the debates last night, since playoff baseball could be found elsewhere and Juan Castro soon butted in to point out that there are homeless people in Las Vegas, which is totally not fair you guys. I’m a big Warren fan but I’ve got to say I was a little disappointed…

Any photo that doesn’t show his “Who wants to see my terrible Humphrey Bogart impression?” smile doesn’t tell the full truth either.

Yes, the teams haven’t been separated by much, unless you look at 13 runs to 2. I only caught the last four innings last night but the Cardinals look completely psyched out at home plate, watching fastballs go right down the middle and lunging at dirt.

I like when that guy gets his head exploded by the weight machine in the first Toxic Avenger 

Sure, but NFL refs have a ridiculous selection of shit they can call whenever they want. Holding, clipping, hands to the face, roughing the passer, pass interference—NFL refs can call any of it every single play, and right now it feels like they’re making such calls in order to goose big market teams to victory. I…

Headline still works:
https://deadspin.com/the-cowboys-look-fun-as-hell-1838044163

I live in the small suburb of a mid-sized city, roughly 10 minutes from downtown, and my street is right on the edge of a neighborhood that... hmm, how to put this gracefully... is a squalid hellhole rife with disgusting poors. As a result, we get literally 800 trick-or-treaters every Halloween. The blocked-off road…

Yeah all the Nats had to do was have their league MVP candidate get the barrel of his bat on a well-thrown fastball well below the strike zone, then have their slugger take the swing of his life on a first pitch. Then have Corbin, who suffered his own mental breakdown two games previous, redeem himself against the…