Posting suspicious food on social media will get you nothing but truffle

......aaaaaaaand I know exactly what you’re talking about and am now in the throes of some Proustian memory hole. Thanks for that.

I know it’s weird, especially for someone who watched The Karate Kid in the theater during its first run, but, despite the strong association that Martin Kove has with psychotic dojo instructor John Kreese, to me he will always first and foremost be Victor Isbecki from “Cagney & Lacey.”

One thing I really like about this whole series is its name: “Star Wars.” There are wars, yes, but unlike the wars that you and I know, these wars are in space, where stars are. Can’t wait to see what these guys come up with next!

I watched this movie with my mom, and afterwards we had a big argument about whether the film’s insight into modern courtship rituals was really all that insightful. I held that it was, particularly within such a notoriously formulaic subgenre as the modern mainstream rom-com, but she maintained that it was the same…

“I touch your mouth/my willy is food”

This was one of those “why oh why did I click on this it’s too hot today” moments until I read this:

Nah, I’m with you. It’s a great combo of absurd and tender. And the fact that it works in a Costcos or Arby’s reference every ten minutes somehow endears the show to me even further. Glad to hear it’s getting renewed.

And now look at you—50 percent fewer slugs!

No, “loser” is not Trump-speak. It was around well before anyone was listening to him.

Yay, millennials finally have their own Ignatius J. Reilly!

The best part about Hunter Thompson’s writing is Ralph Steadman’s illustrations. This movie did an OK job of bringing those illustrations to life.

I just had an eerie feeling that someday soon I will step onto a commercial flight airplane and find every passenger wearing one of these things

Because fucking Donald Trump was voted President of the United States and here we are jumping up and down like fucking children because he lost a meaningless court case that changes absolutely nothing about anything? Yeah, it does have a tendency to get a guy down.

So because Shyamalan managed to not fuck up an alien reveal and imbued the main character with an arc worthy of a main character means Signs is awesome? I didn’t dislike the movie but “awesome” is not a word I would use.

Biophilia is better than its reputation and dumb marketing campaign suggest

And when I see freaks in the street I never, ever stare at them. Yet I’m careful not to look away, you know, because I want to make the freaks feel comfortable.

I hate you with the white-hot intensity of a thousand suns

I’m proud of myself just for hearing it

I’ve heard of “hyper lynx” but this is ridiculous!