I think you are what the Jungian psychoanalysts might diagnose “a late bloomer.”

Saw this fucker droning on about the sacredness of law and order in a documentary about the militarization of the police (Do Not Resist). Glad he’s using his fame to talk about the country’s most pressing problem, but Comey is most definitely part of a bigger and more sinister problem.

Just like... me! My God, I never realized, that film defines me!

take it somewhere else you disgusting perv

I consciously tried to avoid the realist comics because your top three would be dominated by Apartment 3-G characters.

I should probably point out, before anyone else wants to chime in, that I was being sarcastic.

Don’t know about define me but these are four films I like: 1. City of God 2. Groundhog Day 3. My Dinner With Andre 4. Dr. Strangelove. This was a fun mental exercise.

LOL that dude in the picture looks like, “Guys? Didn’t you forget something?”

What’s cool about that is human beings with the power to exert any kind of control over other human beings are already really good at moral consideration and allowing conscious beings to do their own thing. I’m super optimistic.

Nancy’s aunt or caretaker or whatever, Fritzi Ritz, is smoking hot. Not Blondie hot, but certainly up there with Lois Flagstone, anyway. FINE I’LL MAKE A LIST: 1. Blondie Bumstead (Blondie) 2. Miss Buxley (Beetle Bailey) 3. Fritzi Ritz (Nancy) 4. Honi (Hagar the Horrible) 5. Lois Flagstone (Hi and Lois) 6. Diane…

I always bring my own snacks and no one has ever stopped me, except for that one time when I brought in some microwave popcorn from home. The theater guy was like, “Sir, people are complaining they can’t hear the movie over the popping noise. And this sparking extension cord is a fire code violation.” Such bullshit!

Wow, an experience like that would put me off day drinking. For the day. Most of the day.

I thought of Duncan Jones’s Moon for one of these categories but I’d rather not mention which category for fear of SPOILAGE. It’s the corporations one. Moon is about shitty corporations.

Oh, really?

Irked Kirk

The trailers look beautiful—this show has never had a problem in the looks department—but even now I’m bored just reading this recap. This show yearns to contain the sharp analysis and penetrating insight of stoned dorm room philosophizing. Still look forward to seeing it, though, because I’m a masochistic idiot with…

I’m going to give you three seconds, exactly three fucking seconds, to wipe that stupid looking grin off your face or I will gauge out your eyeballs and skull-fuck you.

Excited for the new Rival Consoles. His previous one, Night Melody, was good.

Exciting, I bought the book just a few months ago—this could be the kickstart I need to read it

Holy shit dude just [SPOILER] shot that lady in the head point blank