Who were the marketing wizards who came up with this?

It’s Howards End, you ignorant motherfucker. Unless that was spellcheck’s fault, in which case my bad

Bin Laden didn’t mastermind anything. He had the money and was willing to write checks for his friends’ crazy-ass plans. What I’m trying to say is that it was other, smarter, shorter members of the Taliban who were inspired by Star Wars to make a 9/11. Open your sheep, eyeple.

The only thing he ever said to sound like the Republican party’s designated policy wonk—the only thing he ever had to say to sound like the Republican party’s policy wonk—was “It gets a little wonky, but...” This was followed by the kind of insight a young father might offer to his kids in explaining how a lemonade…

wow that’s a lot of bad 90s movies

Tip of the cap to you, sir

That may be but the white trash down south invented pro wrestling.

fear of being buried alive is pretty rational

I saw this in the damn theater, and that’s the only thing I remember: “First I’m going to shoot you in both knees...”

I don’t think we Washington Post subscribers of the 1980s ever got to read Heathcliff but he did have a short-lived Saturday morning cartoon show. I don’t remember it being bizarre, though. Just an obsession with fish out of the garbage?

Agreed, this is definitely the behavior of someone with an alcohol or substance abuse problem. Unfortunately, it’s also the behavior of an asshole. On the other hand, it can be two things.

ah fair enough

(bam)BOO

“Ric Flair, Jerry Lawler, Vince McMahon, and legendary WWE announcer Gene Okerlund”

Fuck it, I’m calling it now: This show is finished.

Somewhere around the ninth paragraph I started hearing Comic Book Guy in my head.

I have not seen the movie, but what’s to stop people from sleeping or otherwise making noise in bank vaults and (powered down) meat lockers? Or are the monsters capable of eating through steel or whatevs?

Being the child of librarians, I would be fine if blind superhearing monsters were running the show.

Pretty great, maybe my favorite of its kind. The first hundred or so times I listened to it I would spend the first half waiting for Roygbiv, because it’s just so awesome. But now I think it’s best heard from start to finish. Not to be a commercial or anything but a worthy “hauntology” offspring of this album is…

Sounds like a real bungle in the jungle. Well, that’s all right by me