I give this post a 1.0

I liked this writeup but I got confused which film/book we were talking about in any given sentence. I mean, I could always figure it out, I’m not that dim, but I sort of had to read everything twice at least.

Wake me when the FDA recognizes Vitamin R

Well, I’m from Utica and I’ve never heard anyone use the phrase steamed hams.

Of course we shouldn’t rule out his call for Chik-Fil-A Appreciation Day as an easy way to obtain free chicken sandwiches. Because look at him.

I disagree. I think it’s insane that during a four-hour presentation we—well, not we, I didn’t watch it—have to sit through songs and skits and “Where am I?” speeches from Academy presidents, etc., but no one getting an actual Oscar can speak for more than 20 seconds. (And the whole “getting played off” concept is…

Yeah, she sort of always looks like that.

Goll-ee, You Forgot It In People is so great. It’s like Born to Run or In The Aeroplane Over the Sea or Who’s Next in that when I’m listening to it I think, “There is no better album than this one, the one I’m listening to right now.”

There was one hilarious episode where Hawkeye got in a fight with BJ and left the Swamp, and BJ started going over with Winchester his letters from home, talking in excruciating detail about his young daughter’s potty training. At one point BJ starts talking about his latest letter and Winchester deadpans, “And how…

Funny, I don’t remember Lorne Michaels ever playing Trump.

The town’s ice queen is secretly a lesbian—yes, the patriarchy never would have come up with that.

I did not see this guy’s transcendent stand-up special, but his shameless mugging for the camera on The Daily Show is infuriating.

I don’t understand the use of the word “pure” in the story. How is Marge’s straight-on face more “pure” than Bart’s?

Ah. Terrible news. I only got into this guy’s work and life through the WTF interview and then the documentary. Such a classy, honorable, insightful and oh yeah funny dude. RIP.

This makes for a wonderful metaphor on race. Yes, we may be differently colored on the outside but inside we’re all the same: the containers of a membranous sac attached to an embryo, formed by cells of a hypoblast adjacent to the embryonic disk.

are we sure it’s a lost Amy Winehouse demo and not just an old Ronnettes cassette

I think it’s weird that you call it a white people movie, and yet you had the urge to put forks in your ass, which is a turn of phrase I don’t think I’ve heard since Michael Richards’ onstage racist tantrum. You’re all over the place.

“Cat samurai” my ass. False advertising in that headline.

10,000 Maniacs, Our Time in Eden, Black Moth Super Rainbow, Dandelion Gum, The Mahavishnu Orchestra, Birds of Fire, Nina Simone, Nina Simone and Piano, Hamad Kalkaba and the Golden Sounds, 1974-1975, Soft Machine, Third

I like Netflix, it’s my go-to when I want to watch television, but they pull some bullshit. My “My List” is constantly getting smaller, and it’s not because I’m watching the movies on My List. Meanwhile, it’s often hard to see anything on offer that doesn’t have a Netflix logo in the corner. Some of it’s good, some of…