I don’t even own a Netflix

Bona fides aside, Cavern of Anti-Matter’s Void Beats/Invocation Trex is one of the longest, boringest albums I’ve ever listened to. Every song is like three years long and it doesn’t feel like anyone takes any chances. When the guy from Deerhunter shows up it’s like a water fountain the Sahara, but then he’s gone…

Yeah, PT&A is an instant classic for sure. Father of the Bride is a featherweight movie, but he does another very funny “barely keeping it together” routine in that one as well, removing superfluous hot dog buns while dressed in a blue tuxedo, etc.

So glad the man child was able to recapture his childhood

Great writeup. I got a soft spot for this one because it was the first movie my family and I watched in the U.S. after returning from a couple years in England, and everybody loved it. It’s maybe Steve Martin’s best all-around movie, undoubtedly his best up to that time, hitting that sweet spot between screwball and…

A D+? But that’s the gentleman’s wiggedy-wiggedy wack!

I agree. I can easily remember thinking for years that the Billy Joel song “My Life” was by The Beatles, just because I misheard the DJ one afternoon while riding around in the backseat of my parents’ car. I can remember digging through Beatles cassettes at the record store, wondering which damn album had “My Life.”…

That’s a lot better than what I had to do to get the money.

Hey did you guys hear about this one place that banned everyone from saying Merry Christmas

Normally I find this guy insufjerable, but I look forward to seeing him perform on the stevening of March 4.

Nope. I’ll spot you Punch-Drunk Love and a handful of his pre-2000 comedies (Billy Madison, Happy Gilmore, The Wedding Singer, one or two more depending on your tolerance of silly accents; I feel I am being extremely generous here). I’ll even give you those “nice try” serious movies he made—Spanglish, Reign Over Me,…

I voted for Jill Stein snarfsnarf

“Whatever, we still make out like bandits.” - Charmin CEO

What I don’t get is why the Soulful Music playlist has 467 tracks—wouldn’t it be more financially advantageous to have a 30-song playlist play on loops for the 1,200 accounts? I don’t have a Spotify account so I don’t know how any of this bullshit works.

Try “I’m a Loser”

Early Beatles

Miles Davis, Dark Magus; Love, Studio/Live; Goat, Commune; Various Artists, Styles for Relaxation; Tim Hecker, Ravedeath 1972; Captain Beefheart, Clear Spot; Lou Reed, Set The Twilight Reeling

Oh you should never ever read the comments, once you can see where the discussion is going, and you should never ever respond. And never ever in rage.

The first one is Brady Bunch 2. The second one is called, I believe, “The Protagonist Who Knows He’s in a Movie and the Antagonist Who Also Know.” Weirdly, they both star Matthew Broderick.