Wake me when they launch a Talk Talk podcast 

I know I was like I got a sex with children notification for this?

Most punchable things about this guy:

Cult 45. Works every time.

I never liked “The Sign”—the bridge sounds too much like the melody, which gives the whole song a disorienting feel IMO. Too bad The Bridge wasn’t more successful, because I really enjoyed “Lucky Love” and would welcome hearing it next time I get my teeth cleaned.

I think Jim Davis wanted a built-in running gag so that he could basically take a weekly break from coming up with “jokes.” I don’t even think he came up with the idea on his own—Virgil Partch had a single-panel comic called “Big George” that did the same I hate Mondays thing well before Garfield came out.

Proud to say I saw this movie in the theater, stoned out of my gourd. I think it was during Christmas vacation but I could be wrong.
Don’t remember a thing about it, except for digging the surreal personal styles of Fisher Stevens and the “What country you think this is?” guy from Ferris Bueller. Also falling half in…

I think if I were a man and my name was Alfred and I wanted to transition to being female I wouldn’t go with Alfre. I’d go with something entirely different. BTW I’m only bringing this up because this particular news item is some Friday afternoon rote newswire bullshit, no offense to Alfre Woodard. The Av Club might…

Really. No Blood on the Tracks. OK. I also like George Jones’s Alone Again.

Wonderful news! I hope both Ajit Pai and Sinclair are damaged as much as possible during this investigation. I’d like to see Sinclair get dissolved into teeny tiny little pieces, and I wouldn’t mind seeing Ajit Pai get that coffee mug shoved up his ass by his cellmate.

That play button in the middle of the screen makes Hannibal look like black Hitler just sayin

Great story but you lost me at the end

Yeah, I saw Billy and Jimmy two years ago and was satisfied since they were 95 percent of Smashing Pumpkins’ sound. Iha adds absolutely nothing, and Darcy’s contribution would be negligible even if she had stayed healthy in the intervening years, which she did not. The only reason this is being marketed as something…

Did Robert Plant ever wear a picnic tablecloth shirt like that? Seems like a bum note, costume-wise.

Really? He strikes me as a younger, browner David Schwimmer

Where the fuck are the giants? Did she kill them already?

So apparently we’re living in a timeline where “I think we should withhold judgment until Willie Aames chimes in on this” is a sentence that might be non-ironically uttered at some point in the near future.

Really late to the party, but I just saw The Room for the first time a few days ago. Wow, of course, but I don’t think it’s as overall goodbad as Birdemic. Then again I watched it at home, which I now understand is not the way to do it. Nevertheless, all three (?) sex scenes are interminable, but the first one is…

Yeah, that’s a fucking rad painting. If that guy wanted to paint me, I’d let him throw as much sperm on there as he wanted. He could put my head on a sperm and I’d be like, hey, guy, you do you.

Any relation to Major?