It would bring in that all-important “Trump supporter” audience segment

Peter Gabriel too!

Hey does anyone remember those old cartoons where two guys would be trying to stay quiet while a bear or something is sleeping, and then one of them would get hit on the foot with a hammer and have to hop all the way up a hill away from the house before he could yell ow? And then it would keep getting more absurd,…

Any movie theater where this is showing will be a very quiet place haw haw

Do you know how fast you were driving... YAH!

I think his bad work usually has something going for it (usually points for style) and his good movies always have flaws. Blowout still works, IMO. And Carrie was easily the most successful adaptation of a Stephen King work up until Misery. Dressed to Kill, Body Double, Raising Cain, and Femme Fatale are all worth…

It’s important to keep in mind that the easy recipe for dystopia is: find a subset of the population that is being persecuted, then imagine what the world would be like if that were happening to everybody. With that in mind, Children of Men and Snowpiercer might more accurately be labeled “speculative” and thus not a…

Pun threads always have the worst yolks

Thank you kindly

Anyone care to give me a time stamp on when the actual face-melting starts? I’d rather not sit through 12 minutes of X-treme science bro bullshit

I was 14 and pretty excited to this movie when I heard it was being made. My friends and I watched the sitcom on afternoon TV all the time and the potential for a fun-ass spectacle-type movie was huge. Then the hype began. There were T-shirts in the mall before the movie came out, as well as an infomercial on…

I once saw some guy do a routine to the Doors’ “Peace Frog.” I think it was an Olympics qualifying thing, though.

“It’s boobs in boobland here.”

I find Jennifer Garner more obnoxious than Lena Dunham.

I’d like to get real for a moment and point out that I have never understood the term zero sum game. If someone could real quick define it for me in easy-to-understand terms I would greatly appreciate it.

RIP this guy. I could’ve sworn he was one of the drinking buddies in The Doors, the guy who holds up the destroyed duck and says, “Shit, let’s eat this thing.” But now I know that was Dennis Burkley, who died in 2013. I would bet my life these two ran into each other at auditions more than once.

Some other site had a picture of Trump from the side while it was happening, and the look on his face was one of, “Fuck, my MAGA hat! I knew I forgot something.”

Of course now they’re all Old Spice

I used to get hard looking at Posh but these days I get hard for Ginger. Remarkable how one can approach art at various stages of life and it has a different effect

I was thinking maybe that crane thing was whipping him toward the building—that might work.