rianocerous
rianocerous
rianocerous

Welcome to Jalopnik, Justin. We look forward to great new things!

Please, stop! Sinkholes are my worst nightmare...

is that song the russian version of Yakety Sax?

@MustangMike: woah, I think we must have posted that at the same time. I totally didn't see your comment when I posted mine...

@rianocerous: Really though, I'm going to go with big engines in unexpected places.

All of them?

I'm surprised he didn't drive a probe...

Now playing

Please, my friend had one better (and faster) than this in the 80s.

Wow, that just made my day.

Wow, that just made my day.

Wow, that just made my day.

seriously, this is the stuff my nightmares are made of.

Do I want this? Duh! Of Course. I'd like puke off of a bum's cardboard house if someone would buy this for me.

as before said it has been, buy this I must!

1.4 Gs? wow, that's the most impressive stat to me..

wow, not that I care, but I'm sure there are hundreds of angry mullets out there today.