I just hope they don't try and come at night...

@Grive: I like your ideas, and would like to subscribe to your newsletter

i bet that'd make the insides of your thighs nice and warm. Possibly in more than 1 way

including as a child - 40, but i was only 6 to 18 months old for most of those...

@twitchykun(lvl. 75 otaku Hoon): I was just thinking, "Does vuvuzuela sound like a slang term for ladyparts to anyone else?"

night-glo just kicked in, yo!

As mentioned in my post about what my dad drove, we had mostly wagons, and mostly fords.

@BlueBomb: Now that you said maverick, that sounds familiar. I'm pretty sure I heard mention of one of those in his past.

@OA 5599: ok, I'm jealous. I need to enroll my 3 year old in some remedial tool usage or something.

I like old mustangs, despite them being totally played out. I would totally own one of these if I built it myself. However, to me, this price isn't right.

@$kaycog*5000*: dadlopnik has been doing that to me a lot as of late...

@Whitetrashsteve: I'm also sorry to hear about that.

Sam (and the rest of Jalopnik Staff), Thanks for this article, and for dadlopnik. I think it's been one of my favorite features in a while.

@protomech: someone else mentioned that based on the picture for #1, they thought that the caption would be "Your Mom". as dad's favorite ride. I never tire of your mom jokes...

@rianocerous: This one is me, in a clown costume, on dad's one and only motorcycle.

@rianocerous: Here are a couple more of dad - this one is not me, but my older brother. I don't know what car

@ProfessorSlowmobile: HAHAHA, that was awesome!

@spiegel1: you'd be surprised at the room an 87 grand am has. the front seats will go ALL the way back...

@OA 5599: Seriously, awesome

@B-Sel: I remember when I first saw pictures of my parents in high school - I was shocked. These old, sick people used to be young and attractive!