Jay Cutler throwing an interception and celebrating the fumble recovery/touchdown is peak Chicago Bears

Curt Schilling is what happens when you put a baseball and a copy of the Turner Diaries in a lab and rub them together vigorously until they sprout vaginas and dicks then make em fuck

when i played Youth football my dad used to do the same to me except it was just ground up adderall

+1 coyote running over a cliff and not realizing he is not on the ground until he looks down.

.. and your ancestors were likely moved because their superior farming/ thriving economy made whites angry

If you don’t remember the sweatpants kid it’s because YOU WERE the sweatpants kid. Stay woke.

Lifehack: If you wear dark brown sweatpants ain’t nobody gonna know when you shit your pants. Paypal in the bio, ca$hme @ my twitter.com account

See it’s different when he is disrespectful because he is whi uh a white knight here to save us from political correctness. I didn’t mean because he is white that people think it’s ok that he criticizes the country. Actually just say knight, I don’t know why you had to bring race into this.. sheesh...

Oklahoma sucks

Oklahoma was literally founded on the idea that you should be able to just take things away from Native Americans if you want it bad enough so I am not surprised.

I can’t help but think that Trent Dilfer might be distracting the NFL Countdown team with his comments right now.

We said hella in WA state. I still let a hella slip in every once in a while, like when I say I am hella naked right now.

Brandon Marshall should get some sort of endorsement/monetary compensation from Huggies and/or Pampers because he is definitely causing full diapers in the greater Denver area.

Show me proof that Russell Wilson is a republican or a bigot. Just making up shit about people you don’t like is more Trump than Trump.

Doctors without Borders? More like Libtards with an Agenda....

Roger Goatse

That school full of Iraqi children were going to grow up and try and take our freedoms away in the future

More like Roger Good as hell, amirite?

4/20/2008

Dear Diary -

Ted Cruz thinks that trophy acts like a homing beacon that let’s him know when a trans person is within 10 feet of a public restroom.