I will not rest until every flag has been raised and... uh... whatever they do with the flag after that.

really, what is his new job?

Hey man, sorry I thought this over and I like Iphones. Silly me, I am a little out of it on account of the standing.

buddy, the only roids I am into is good old fashioned steroids. Also Android phones too I guess.

to make up for all the protestors, I have been standing for the past four days. Going without sleep was hard at first but when all these pandas joined me in solidarity I felt like I could go on forever you know

Donald Trump is just employing the age old tradition of any American tourist. “You don’t speak English? Oh, I’ll just speak slower, that will help.”

My wife poops in the top tank and I poop in the bottom. We face each other while we do it. Very erotic and brings us closer together. We often kiss mid dump.

thank you. the lizard that get harassed by the pig girl

Talk about a pickup artist, amirite?

it’s a lizard

Kermit the lizard

Kermit the Lizard

Drew Brees? More like Drew BREED anomosity with his peers!

You might not be but that thing drinking the tea is.

Pictured: Harbaugh demonstrating the proper pose one should take when deal with the police to avoid being shot*

*actual results may vary.

that’s not true, some of my best friends were super nintendo players

Track 1: campaign of incompletions

Why these two dudes look liek they are about to drop the most fire mixtape of 2016?

I’ll show you what anecdotal means bud. I’ll anecdotal you hard in front of your wife and kids.

you said it pal