I said everyone I know in Portland roots for the Seahawks. If I don’t know them, I don’t know what team they root for.

why is that funny?

Everyone I know from Portland roots for the Seahawks

A Joey is also a small kangaroo. Interesting....

I am a Seadderal Cheathawks fan. They are cheaters and I do not care. I also like Kombucha and my wife brews it at home. I would do it myself but I am a big dumbass and would probably piss in it on accident.

Oh it is? Man, woah thanks for the help.

oh really? Thanks.

We have a presidential candidate who has deleted emails and done things illegally and is a presidential candidate. That doesn’t make sense to me because if that was any other person you’d be in prison.

Drake has always had questionable loyalty. When he was in high school, he had to write a report about a famous oilman and he chose George Bissell.

Colin Kapernick should stick to *watches recent game film* uh actually politics and social media

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Why dont you and FeartheLOB both shut up

The last time I saw this many white people running was when I was at the RNC and they announced they were giving away free containers of Mayonnaise folks,,,,,,

Speaking of big dongs have you guys been watching the Republican National Convention? I have and my dong has been out the whole time.

Later, the Big 12 commissioner assured the media that people were not booing, rather they were chanting BOO-wlsby

The only way to really know it is to look at YouAreARetard’s dick....

Daniel Radcliffe? Is that you?????

Getting rid of hacks? Well I guess the NBA and my ex-wife have one thing in common folks!

I am also like Jesus in the fact that when I woke up I tripped on an empty beer can and smacked my pork and beans on my bedframe yet I rose again to post this comment on Deadspin.com

Typical right-wingers, need a “safe space” from triggering things like watching really, really bad football.