Bruh:

These are very cute and also very good dogs

Awwwwww yea

Go to the pound and get an adult dog that is a good dog.

AL managers also worry about the long term health of their bullpen.

Why

Also the AL uses pinch hitters based on handedness as well. They also make defensive substitutions as well. They just aren’t forced to every game because they do not have an automatic out to account for.

Not really. What the NL game has is a few automatic outs and then a coach just empties his bench based on the handedness of the pitcher and does a double switch to minimize said positions’ at bats. That is not that difficult.

It’s not that difficult to make substitutions, you are over emphasizing the actual strategy. Double switches, pitch hitting, and situational relievers are not rocket science.

I did.

Man... are we sure that Brett Lawrie is Canadian?

The great Bernie Williams had retired. We will all remember where we were the day we heard the news. The Bern, Big Bernie, Sweet Potato Pie, had finally hung up his cleats.

“Where are we supposed to go?”

in this case, I think explosive end means a butt full of diarrhea

*more* expensive festivals? I gotta save some for drugs my dude!

If only there was someway to mock his strikeouts by using his first name.....

I went until I was 30 then I started getting grumpy about the late night noise when we were camping (and just tired from staying up). That’s when I knew I was too old for Coachella.

I used to go to Coachella, but once you are in your thirties you are literally the oldest person in a fifty foot radius. I leave the partying to the whipper snappers (who know dress the same way I did when I was in 4th grade??) and watch it on Youtube now like a lameass.

The worst part is that he refers to his bathroom performances as “Bowles movements.”

Not the first time someone got fingered at a ballpark.