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I think you aren't looking at it from both sides Kyle. On the one hand, this lady is a horrible asshole who is full of hate, but when you look at it another way she is a stupid, ignorant mouth-breathing shithead.

Man, there is no way I would have missed school on Wednesday. I would have gone to school with dysentery.

Sometimes for school activities my junior high and elementary school would get the cooler full of Hi-C with the little M logo on it. Those days were the best days of school that ever existed.

In homage to the latter part of Jeter's career, you can also reach the end of the maze by grounding out to the second baseman.

Well, Atlanta has been missing a prick on the field since McCann left.

I believe Randazzo has to fill out a report where he justifies the ejection of McClendon. If so, what does he write?

Randazzo represents the worst stereotype of an umpire. Overly aggressive, intentionally egging on players/managers so he can get an opportunity to throw them out. Watching both games live, it was clear that he was looking for McClendon to do literally anything he did not approve of so he could throw him out.

Today,…

Sup guys. Wallowing in the greys but you approved guys did some good work today.

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Hey, sorry I didn't really hang around here during the previous incarnation of the approved system. Do you have to be approved at all the Gawker sites to be an approved commenter? What about the Deadspin sites (regressing, concourse, foodspin)?

Why Your Team Sucks: Toddler Edition

Will, what drink would you recommend I pair these chicken fries with? I have at my disposal:

1) Listerine wintergreen mouthwash

Dan Snyder: [reads article]

Want to see a bunch of Aryans trolling the social media? Just type #tcot in your twitter search field.

Russian imperial style is sort of in my wheelhouse.

not uncommon for a Frenchman to forfeit imo

Pretty sure the St. Louis Cardinals would throw at these umpires.

Joe Flacco has a sort of counter-intuitive approach to bullying. It involves punishing his teammates on defense via 3 and outs and interceptions.

With mice droppings, Hantavirus is also a major concern, depending on the area of the country you live in. People typically get Hantavirus via respiration.