Yeah man, baseball is SO much more boring than a typical office job

I was only followed by Regressing in the past, so I think that means I go gray again for everything BUT Regressing

Before he could finish reading this article, Ben Tate fell out of his chair and suffered a high ankle sprain.

crushed a few *hamburgers*

Pretty much any non AL East team plays baseball under 3 hours. As a Mariners fan (heh) almost every game I watch is under 3 hours unless Derek Jeter has to pause for his 15 minute standing ovation each at bat.

Well technically Kendry Morales is a STARTER and BATS FOURTH. He makes Prince Fielder look both fast and athletic.

+ 1

.... and I tip my fedora to thee, good sir.

If this was any other play (with the exception of Yasiel Puig) no one would even notice and/or care.

he was there first, he is a fully-functioning human with control of his motor faculties, he is not a potato sack full of drool and germs who can't even hold his own head up.

um... a chord?

Pittsburgh's Pouncey Pummels Party-goer

Here are some interesting 2012 revenues according to Forbes: http://www.forbes.com/sites/mikeozan…

I agree with donglord69, you should really Fr*ck off.

No I am the childless asshole who still somehow manages to cut people an ounce of fucking slack.

Wow man you guys should all get fucking medals.

Please come back and tell us more about parent responsibility after you finish yelling at the children around your neighborhood.