I can't wait to stream my favorite NPR podcasts in conjunction with this thing I HAVE DEMANDED FOR YEARS.

The Bilderberg Group did it prolly.

Loyalty in San Antonio? LOL NOPE!

Please tell me you do not coach high school students.

Oh fuck off.

I know,I mean they were just trying to toughen me up. They knew that I was a big pussy and to get the most out of me they had to be "fiery" by "embarrassing me in front of my teammates" and "giving me tremendous anxiety" and "lowering my self-esteem"

Patently untrue. This "runs hot" and "fiery" coaching style absolutely killed my sports career. As a high school athlete, I had two coaches that were football/baseball coaches that belittled me and talked down to me for three years. I was a good player but grew to hate the game I was playing because of my coaches. …

Pictured: Where are they now? Shawn Kemp's children.

Maybe because Raisinets already cornered that market?

Great article. I think there was a tendency to sort of laugh off Suarez, but obviously FIFA should not do that. I have two friends and a wife that works in emergency medicine, and they see bites from dogs (pitbulls usually) or humans (in the cases you mentioned - and many times related to people on drugs like meth)…

NO BILL JAMES. There will always be those guys that will refuse raises, citing that the name on the front of the shirt is more important than the name on the back*. These guys bring lunch pails to work and arent in it for the Profit$. They are in it for the love, beauty, hustle, and grit that powers the greatest…

When you ride Solo, you ride with Hitler.

Before we talk trash about Melo, lets remember he is not here to defend himself. Although I am quite positive, given his body of work, he would not do a sufficient job.

The TRUE fan is annoying in every sport, but being a dickhole TRUE American soccer fan is an art form. Don't like soccer? Let me tell you why Americans are too dumb to like soccer! Starting to like soccer now? You are such an idiot and are totally faking! MY SEMESTER IN IRELAND MADE ME A SOCCER GENIUS AND THE…

OUCH YOU GOTTA WARN US THESE TAEKS ARE LITTLERALLY BURNING UP THE INTERNETS.

YOURE TAEKS SO HOT!

[speechless]

DALE BUEY!

'ello gubna!

When it comes to this Ley, it turns out one is more than enough.