When I participate in surveys such as these, I typically try to work both my penis and alliteration into my responses when possible.

Seriously, you made your point.

It's Danny Woodhead. HE HAS TO SLIDE.

Makes sense, wasn't implying you were old (however old is old). Anyhow. Here is another song on the other end of the spectrum.

Here's something a little more your speed, eh?

Reporter #1: Hey Aloe Blacc people say your song is a rip off of Elton John ....Is that true?

Interestingly, both publications fail to answer the most fundamental question: Is a hot dog a sandwich?

and nary a Football God will chortle.

+1 you dork

It should be Roman Numerals and Eve not Arabic and Steve

Burneko nicknames ranked:

[JaMarcus Russell stands on tiptoes]

Red Dead Buffet

Wake Up, Asshole

YOUR SPROTS TAEKS ARE GREAT

cherries? or Cheerios?

The overuse of the word random is bad, especially when used as a noun.

You think an old Prussian coach would be more Warmia than that.

Does he always dress like some sort of urban 1970s genie?

Perhaps I misspoke. I don't hate Seth MacFarlane, and I have laughed at some of his jokes. I just don't think it is as "smart" as some people make it out to be (not that he is a dumb guy). Ted, Family Guy, etc. are just meh to me. The type of thing where if I went to someone's house I would watch it but would not…