I did.

Hopefully he isn't as RACIST as Donald Sterling.

I'll take your WORD for it.

Seems to be an EXCEL-lent long term investment.

When WINDOWS open, you gotta move quickly.

I have bad news for Donald Sterling: I have met Sue and she is black.

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MacFarlane does not have "smart" humor. While he might throw out references to some things that might be considered "smart" the "wouldn't this be funny if" style of humor is not a particularly witty form of humor.

Both!

Really? That's pretty stupid.

Michael Richards: [opens mailbox] Publisher's Clearinghouse? I may have ALREADY won? Guess I don't need you anymore, Jerry! [music plays]

That's almost as much as Microsoft Office! Get it, because Microsoft Office is expensive! That is the joke!

If loving Yasiel Puig is wrong, then I don't ever want to be right.

He threw it before his Advil kicked in, you jerkwad!

Even from there Damon had to one hop it to the catcher.

Just like Pitbull, Scott was hoping for an international Ley.

You are so brave. Wait - do ridiculous and brave mean the same thing?

I can't be racist because I prefer Kanye West to Nickleback.

I can't be racist because I prefer al pastor tacos to blood sausage.

I teach at a public high school that doesn't have a track. The nearest track is located about 25 miles away.