Someone should probably tell this guy that empowering Nazis (neo or otherwise) is not really in his personal best interests.

Ajit Pai is a fuckboy.

Are they trying to be the real life International Secret Intelligence Service? So I guess they have a Hitler clone in a lab somewhere trying to learn the drum part of YYZ?

I know this places me firmly in Old Man Yells at Cloud territory, and the fact that I’m stuck in the grays means that few will ever see this, but:

Intelligence?

Maybe he means great intelligence compared to the Trump family?

Look, he’s a job creator.

I’m normally a fan, O’Neal, but I hate you a little bit right now for telling me this.

Proof Positive that there is a god, and his name is Azathoth, and he is a slumbering imbecile whose awakening would mean the end of existence.

Who would’ve thought DJ gigs at Olive Garden would pay that kind of money?

Sorry to step on your joke, but Pauly D actually pulls in around $11 million a year as one of the world’s highest-paid DJs:

How is Pauly D going to get time off from Olive Garden to make it to the reunion?

Cut to it being one little package of Velveeta that Trump eats himself. And his supporters will still cheer and celebrate making snowflakes cry.

Trump’s number one campaign promise for 2020 is that he’s going to supply the nation with an enormous cheese to consume at his inauguration.

Not pictured: the moment when Trump pointed at the portrait of Jackson, winked and said, “My man.”

So you’re saying Jackson’s voters were considerably smarter.

What a fucking asshole.

“I like Indians who didn’t succumb to smallpox.”

Spanish and Hispanic are not the same thing. Spanish people are just Caucasian, they descends from Celts (like most Europeans), specifically the Celtiberian tribes. Hispanic people are the descendants of ancestors who emigrated from Spain and mixed with indigenous peoples in the so-called Hispanic America.

Holy cats, a Nabin/Naven name drop! Congrats Nabin/Naven, wherever you are...