Actually what he was saying, in his best Ross Geller impressions is - “We were on a break!”

Other peoples’ scandals are the best scandals.

This comment is better than the original article. <3 secondhand drama

I don’t know who those people are but this man is my new favourite poet.

Right? Like serious applause for Katy getting that money, but they expect Lionel FUCKING Richie to take 5 to her 25? Like just kick him in the balls.

Don’t even fucking JOKE about that, you’re gonna summon him by invoking his name. Like Bloody Mary.

You’re a Brit...do you wear tight t-shirts, have steel wool for hair and a bad attitude?

Is that you, Paula?

I’ll do it.

They’re paying freaking Seacrest north of 10 mill and they’re trying to cheap out on Lionel “I wished you were my father in the 80's” Richie?

Please tell me who requested a revival of this stupid show so I can go to their house and pummel them with a sock filled with horse manure.

She was phenomenal in that piece. When she got in that van with those Nazis. That took serious guts. I’m a grown man and I would have been too scared to get in that van. And how she didn’t reach across that table and slap that guy silly took serious self control. How perfect is it that that guy is crying like a little…

Psh, Jews aren’t smart! You’re confusing them with the Orientals!

“Memorial service today for beautiful (6/10, definitely no Ivanka) and incredible Heather Heyer, a truly special young woman. She will long be remembered by all!(SAD)”

Hah! Her cuteness got those nazis to spill their stupid racist guts (trying to impress her since they never get to speak to live women....only the blow up kind).

I think we Americans confuse intelligence with morality. Those people are smart enough. They aren’t dumb... what they are is profoundly immoral.

Here’s the guy from the Vice video and his nazi tears after the fact.

Elle Reeve, the Vice journalist who scooped and out-performed all the networks with her astounding report on HBO Monday night should get the Emmy and the Peabody next year for the most comprehensive, insightful, and brutally honest documentary.

45 can’t bring himself to mention any woman, even a murdered one, without framing it around whether he finds her attractive or not.

“Just landed in Bedminster”.