I’m not sure how someone becomes a viral sensation while also lacking a phone or any sort of transportation. And yet...I’ll probably watch it.

I would not watch that if you paid me. Wacky fish out of water premises are always bad and this one is one step away from the judge assigns her to be a butler.

None of this sounds very interesting. Ren Faires and brides.

This was pretty garbage.

T.I. when did you create a Kinja account and I thought you severed ties with Iggy? And why are you forgetting this?

ok thanks for the input French Montana but please stan for your girl elsewhere

I agree, but there aren’t many great male rappers out right now, either.

What the actual fuck kind of description is that? Both Drag Race and RuPaul deserve a better interviewer than this.

Yeah, I’ve never been a huge Taylor Swift fan, but that is a topnotch, A+ answer to a bullshit question. I mean, I’m sure she was prepped for this, but I’d be hard pressed not to stand up and cheer in the courtroom if I’d heard any of these answers in person.

Mueller’s lawyer M. Gabriel McFarland asked Swift whether she was “critical” of her then bodyguard, Greg Dent, for not intervening. Swift responded, “No, I am critical of your client for sticking his hand under my skirt and grabbing my bare ass.”

The first couple of milliseconds, I thought it must be a mistake

Seriously, 9 is an EXTREMELY reasonable time to begin construction.

He’s friends with Terry Richardson and he cheated on his longtime gf with Aniston, so I still give him the fish eye.

What the fuck is wrong with her? If my neighbors wait until 9 a.m. to start construction on any given day, I feel like sending them a goddamn fruit basket for the courtesy. It’s pretty decent to wait until most people are either at, or on their way to work.

That’s what I thought, too.

Did we always think Theroux was a nice guy, because whenever I see his face I automatically want to punch it. His bad behavior doesn’t surprise me somehow. He’s a shitty Superman too

I’m pretty sure the loud thud Justin’s downstairs neighbor keeps hearing isn’t weights but Justin unfurling his dick from his sweatpants. He’s gotta let that thing breath once in a while.

I thought that Justin and Blac Chyna had drama with each other and was like

I clicked on this article with the full expectation that Blac Chyna and Justin Theroux were somehow neighbors and that I would read celebrity-on-celebrity shenanigans. I feel cheated and duped. You can make it up to me by penning the fanfic that makes that article a reality.