The Weather Channel has been quietly killing it for awhile. Some things they’ve done recently:

The Legally Blonde character transforming to Kellyanne Conway? No.

It’s too late for me. I’m an idiot.

Excedrin did this like a decade ago (??) with Excedrin Migraine. Whatever sells the product, I guess.

WHAT KIND OF BAKING PAN IS THAT THO

I threw up when I looked at it.

Haunted kale.

That looks like a crockpot dish that you forgot to put away last night and is now developing a complex bacterial civilization on top.

NOT GIVING A FUCK IS THE BESSSSST!

This chart is missing the best part of being adult: knowing when not to give a fuck! And it only gets better the older you get!

For me it was middle school.

Where do I unlock that bonus :(

Adulthood: when you wish you were a child so you could eat all the frosting without sinking into a pit of self-loathing.

Welcome to jezebel March madness where nothing means anything :)

I’ve read through this three times and I’m still not sure if I’m supposed to be picking what is better or what is worse.

Who are all these traumatized people voting for “having bad sex”???

The real loser to both of those is being a teenager.

Quick poll: Growing up in the age of Trump (with Betsey Devos as the person who decides your educational options) or being an adult in the age of Trump?