I swore they had been a couple already at some point. I read this headline and thought “again?” Also surprised it took this long.

Jennifer Lopez and Alex Rodriguez make all the sense. I’m shocked it took them this long to get together.

Let’s all hope she’s already seen the ginormous painting of him as a centaur in his bedroom and is okay with it. That is the true test for his relationships I suppose.

Men of Jezebel, things got much better in the later afternoon, and thank you. 🎈

True. She probably sealed her fate with that shave my head comment. Her hair was gone as soon as Tyra heard that.

But before they found out what their makeover would be she said this:

Can we talk about Jaeda’s makeover? I feel like that haircut was unnecessary. Tyra did it just to mess with her and make her freak out for the show. I wish she had refused like the pageant queen did and just left the show.

The other girls were hard on Natasha for being weird (and she was weird), but she seemed like a sweet person.

That season had a lot of interesting personalities.

Natasha: “I just want to tell you that some people have war in their country...”

Yes about the Go Sees! I feel the same way about the girls who are super attached to their hair and get upset when Tyra hacks it off or dyes it a terrible color. Haven’t you watched the show? Don’t you know Tyra is going to make you look bad just to fuck with your head?

THE FIFTH GO SEE IS A TRAP, yes!! I’m so happy I’m not the only one bothered by this. YOU WILL NOT BE REWARDED FOR YOUR FOOLISH AMBITION.

I love Top Model. It’s such a spectacularly stupid show. My favorite episode is always the makeover and the crying. And why is it that nobody seems to watch former seasons? DON’T GO ON THE FINAL GO SEE YOU WILL GET BACK TOO LATE AND BE DISQUALIFIED.

73.

* Read headline as “America’s Next Top Model Robot”

I already watch project runway and rupaul. I’m already hovering on the edge of my brain turning into soup. I do not need this in my life. I will not watch this. I will not watch this. I will not watch this. Fuck. I’m definitely watching.

Congratulations. ANTM is still in the running towards becoming another show I’m gonna have to watch.

Ashley Graham is the model on the panel.

The short haired blonde has the biggest eyebrows I’ve ever seen. I dunno if it’s a good or bad thing, but I watched the whole video trying to get another look at them.

Why Rita Ora? I know people talk shit about Tyra but she was a real supermodel when the word supermodel meant something. what does Rita Ora bring to the table? Why not have a model? I know that none of them ever really make it but still I like the illusion and in this day of horrible politics, I need illusion.