I don’t think I’ve watched MTV since the early 2000s, during the transition from Road Rules to Jersey Shore. But I prefer the 90s version with Liquid Television and actual music videos. I want *my* MTV.

I distinctly remember the clown parents and the girl with Tourettes. Mid-2000s MTV was my life. I found myself randomly craving Laguna Beach the other day. Also Made and Road Rules (which i would take over Real World anyday) . The downfall of that network as a cultural touchstone is pretty fascinating to me. What do…

Their audience has got to be mostly old ass Millennials like me by now, they should do a Made just for old people whose youthful dreams have died.

Shit, I still think about that.

Was that the one where the groom’s limo was late and he got on the phone and walked down the middle of the street and started yelling about how he was gonna cut the driver’s throat for making him late?

Is this where I can whine about my fruitless attempts to find a very specific episode of Made.

i never watched “true life: i’m getting married” - but did they ever find a solution to the wife’s debilitating shellfish allergy?

So the guy (first name David) who lived in my apartment before me rolled out without telling some people. Namely, Verizon, IRS, Maryland child support, police and the Maryland Collection Unit. Two months after moving in, a police detective bangs on my door at 7am looking for David. I’m like shit.

Well, all mail is hand delivered at the very end unless Amazon is sending drones to your house. But people don’t usually refer to USPS mail like that.

Wait, if it was hand delivered then it wasn’t USPS mail, yeah? So 18 U.S. Code § 1702 wouldn’t apply.

I was pregnant during my friend’s bachelorette party where we went out dancing and were all staying at a cabin nearby. I turned in early but was awoken to the bride shoving a parenting magazine underneath my pillow & running out of the room yelling “I STOLE THIS FOR YOU!” Turns out they were checking all the mailboxes…

I “return to sender” mail for my past roommates for 6 months. If they haven’t changed their addresses with everyone/everything meaningful to them by then, it goes in the trash, or in the case it’s a Bed Bath and Beyond 20% off or a BOGO Qdoba coupon, I use it.

Whoever owned my house before me obviously didn’t change their address like anywhere. I get so much mail for them. So much junk mail. And for so many different names. I honestly sometimes just toss it because screw you previous owner guy!

One time I opened the mail of an ex roommate who had moved and never came to pick up mail because it contained a free sample of chocolate and I am NOT SORRY.

I think its hilarious that here in Boston, we know more about NH elections than our own half the time, because people spend more advertising dollars on NH (usually), and thus our airwaves are innodated with hilariously bad ads.

I’m from Massachusetts so all of Hassan and Ayotte’s ads play round the clock and my god, she is terrible. Like, I feel like she’s looking into my soul during her most recent ad and she’s trying to figure out how to consume it. That’s all I really know about this election.

As of today Hassan is 1.4 points ahead, but has been leading the incumbent most of the race. Silver puts her chances of winning at around 60%.

she is not pro-woman, she is pro-herself.

Her campaign can’t do anything right.

A campaign spokesperson for Ayotte said that the goal was to remind people that the Senator is a “leader on women’s health.”