BUT WHAT IS HER FAVORITE SUPER HERO? Julian and her other fans need to know!

Dear Julian’s Parents,

“I’m alive, I’m well,” she said with a smile. “That means everything’s OK.””

Ugh. C’mon Jez. There was more to her quote than that. I know you have to get clicks, but don’t sell out another woman to do it. Here’s a fuller version of the interview, via USA Today (see the bold in particular):

If I have too see an undershot of a 16 year old’s butt one more time I’m going to lose it.

I mean, male athletes pull this “retirement ... just kidding!” stuff all the time, right? Doesn’t seem like that big of a deal.

Wow. I didn’t realize that there was a woman in her forties competing in Olympic gymnastics. Bravo for her. Also, I love that Jez only shows action shots of the female gymnasts instead of the male gaze shit that we so often see on TV. They are amazing athletes.

I don’t think she’s talking about eye shape or dimples. Four skin tones is woefully lacking. It’s not hard to add some more shades as choices.

I live on a reservation and I have to go off the reservation to get to Pokestops and gyms. I finally found the one gym in my town while the town off the reservation has at least four or five. I still walk around my community to find Pokemon.

Right? I hope that is a joke badly delivered, because it completely missed the entire point. :/

I’m part of a quite a few blerdgirl collectives and folks are soooo freaking tired of the lame ass excuses for the lack of a spectrum of options when customizing. My phenotype isn’t a fucking outlier. Brown skin, brown eyes and dark curly hair isn’t RARE, so what gives?

What?

There is a Party in the USA

“, adding that members of the U.S. team can’t enter rooms belonging to the opposite sex”

Spoiler alert: neither of these people are wearing pants.

And then exiting. And then entering again. And then exiting. Ad infinitum. For about 2'20.4s.

(“You’re there to compete, you’re not there to party,” he said, adding that members of the U.S. team can’t enter rooms belonging to the opposite sex)

You’re there to compete, you’re not there to party.

You have ten thousand people, of varying sexual orientations, at the height of their physical prowess, all under stress

If you’re an athlete, you hope that all of your events are near the beginning. After that, the fuckfest tour begins.