you are making things worse, not better.

Bagels are meant to be savory. If you want a sweet pastry/baked good with a hole in the middle, get a donut.

Viola Davis is so great that I will overlook her terrible taste in bagel toppings. My opinion of her is unblemished.

i’d question her taste level, but she dresses quite sharp and her man aint hard on the eyes.

dandilyn eats that abomination, that crime against humanity of a combo. It doesn’t even make sense. No excuses. No plain/everything/sesame/onion bagels available? Skip the tuna. (Asiago would work but don’t get me started. Blueberry bagels? Chocolate Chip??)

Just finished reading the post. Did I miss the Olympics?

Full disclosure: I am a track and field coach. What I can’t be, however, is the only one who was shocked to see the 4x400m relays at No. 40 and No. 44, respectively. Even in middle school meets (where the athletes drink soda before a race and need to be reminded to not run with their phones in their pocket), a 4x400m…

Katie Ledecky is better at swimming the 800-meter freestyle than any Olympian has ever been in any event. She is better at swimming the 800-meter freestyle than Usain Bolt is at running the 100. She is better at swimming the 800-meter freestyle than Michael Jordan was at basketball in 1992. Whoever gets silver and…

The Iliad don’t got shit on this post holy fuck

God help me if you aren’t right. In “qualified* to be President,” the order goes:

And he’s the second most qualified presidential candidate this election cycle.

When decades of “government is the problem” rhetoric, combined with virulent anti-intellectualism, combined with worship of business enterprise above social good, combined with continual stoking of racist, sexist, xenophobic fear and hatred all finally coalesce into the puffed-up tangerine spectre of Donald Trump—the…

Once again for the cheap seats in the back: Gary Johnson originally won his seat as governor by a split in the progressive vote, and proceeded to tank the state with his “policies.” His policies were basically vetoing every piece of legislation that crossed his desk.

the GOP let the horse out of the barn a long time ago but only now is closing the doors. Except it wasn’t really a horse, but a mangy goat covered in rotten marmalade who thinks he’s a unicorn.

Hopefully, it’s a figment of my imagination. It seems every other food is being “red velveted” lately.

First, trying to eat that would probably look like I just went through a version of Thunderdome where all the competitors had copper-based blood.

At least it isn’t a red velvet avocado?

I pride myself on being an adventurous eater but this is an abomination, and I will have no part of it.

While I’m sure that having a zillion cameras all up in your face every single day, snapping their shutters like so many cicadas beating their wings must be a very bad way to live