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Taylor? Who dat?

Ugh I feel bad for Britney on this one. It reads as funny/shady but like, how many people do you think she’s taken pics with in her life? How many people are like ‘OMG BRITNEY’ and she’s supposed to remember every single one? I mean, lol because Taylor is mega-famous now but I’m willing to give Britney a pass on not

This the most relateable “Stars! They’re just like Us!” I’ve read in a long while:

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA TAYLOR SWIFT IN 2003 AHAHAHAHAHA

In Britney’s defense, it’s hard to remember faces as distinctly unique as Taylor's

No.

This is the most epic case of accidental shade I’ve ever seen.

why do folks act like rehoming a pet is like THE WORST most HEINOUS thing a human can do? Come off it, y’all act like folks are evil Hitlers. Shit happens and I’m sure it was fine. good grief.

I love that people are still bringing this up. She was pregnant (and a high risk pregnancy at that), the cat had urinary issues, and they rehomed. It’s not like they tossed it out a moving car window to get rid of it.

I went to this charity thing about a decade ago and she and her mom were there, and her mom stuffed finger foods into her purse, and that’s all I got.

she’s already been around for 12 years, soooooooooo probably

I’m sad that “tringle” is not “eating three pringle chips at once”.

I must admit, I kind of like the idea of Milania Trump telling Donald, “Gimme pizza you old troll.”

shut up you old troll

I found this gem on my Milania quest.

I genuinely like nearly all kids. I think they are amusing and grasp the nuances of life in such simple clarity that we would all be smart to learn from them a bit. I think they are wells of potential and hope.

I feel sorry for this kid. Mom just got out of “camp” and dad going to “camp” for four years. There is zero chance she will not be fucked up from this.

Obligatory Milania gifs.