Trump misconstruing a lawsuit he lost over stiffing a guy on an agreed upon prize as willingly making a charitable donation is just so Trump.

“A month before she won her final championship, in 2008, Ms. Summitt dislocated her shoulder while shoving a raccoon off the deck of her home in Knoxville, then tried for two hours to reset her shoulder before calling a doctor.”

Fuck Alzheimer’s. It’s becoming the leading cause of death of elderly women, I believe, and yet I never see ribbons or months or corporations calling for research and donations. It’s a disease you cannot possibly understand unless you have someone who has been affected by it. To this day, Seth Rogens speech to the…

There’s less shit in those than in Trump.

Donald Trump, irl.

Indecently rich pop star girlfriend who travels frequently for worldwide tours with access to private planes and yachts says UK is “too far”. She’s just not the into you, bro.

Shake it off, Calvin. SHAKE IT OFF.

Eh, it’s a way for white people to feel “cool” and “exotic” without having to actually, you know, deal with the systemic discrimination

I agree with this. I love Warren and all but seriously white people, stop claiming you are Native Americans because grandma told you a story. That’s a no.

I think there’s a lesson here for everyone. Unless you know...absolutely 100% for certain that you have Native American ancestors, don’t embarrass yourself by insisting you do. If if your grandma always insists that her great grandmother was a Cherokee princess, just nod and smile. She probably has no idea what she’s…

And don’t forget that you acquire superpowers when confronted by cops. Yessir, all the luck.

Did you not read the article? She didn’t check any magic box, and was recruited specifically because of her work.

As a fellow Oklahoman (and one who grew up in a house two blocks away from where Senator Warren went to highschool), I don’t get what the issue here is. There are lots of white people here with Native American ancestry who look like Elizabeth Warren, including me and the current principal chief of the Cherokee Nation.…

That’s an entire commercial for ancestry.com right now...’I grew up thinking I was German but DNA says I’m Scottish.’ I really don’t have an opinion about Warren’s previous claim but it’s not like she's the first person to think they were of one heritage when they weren't.

I think there’s a lesson here for everyone. Unless you know...absolutely 100% for certain that you have Native American ancestors, don’t embarrass yourself by insisting you do. If if your grandma always insists that her great grandmother was a Cherokee princess, just nod and smile. She probably has no idea what she’s…

I don’t know why I’m ever surprised to find out that white people in 2016 think that non-white people, especially Black people, are simply handed things for being their race. Here are the things that I am supposed to get for being Black:

🌟 Bonus star for “footstools.”

“She’s not Native American, she’s not 1/32nd, she has no Native American background, except for what her family told her,”

That’s the one. That’s why literally every tenured professor, as well as every student, at Harvard is a bilingual undocumented queer woman of color, and White men are only allowed on the premises as security guards and footstools.

Oh yes, the same magic get-into-Harvard-free box Obama checked, right? Pffft.