Because it’s not real. 👀

I’m already so over Tiddleswift.

I jokingly said to someone the other day that Taylor’s real goal might be to become a princess and she’s working her way up the UK/Brits ladder to Harry’s inner circle.

s/o to jenny slate for the master of all rebounds, literal captain america.

How does that dress look so bad on Blake Lively? Nothing in particular is standing out as being terrible. But she looks awful in it. And I wouldn’t have thought she could look awful in anything!

He’s a grownup, in the music industry, with millions and millions of dollars. If she were pulling this on civilians that would be one thing, but she’s not. If you don’t leave one week into the paparazzi nightmare then you’re clearly getting something out of the relationship.

I know that everyone is going be all QUEEN TAYLOR, which *sideeye*

This girl has been owning her exes in her music and the press for like eight years now. Calvin, you knew what you were getting into. No pity here!

twitter is giving me life with all this mess going on

It’s the fact that everything in her life seems to be perfectly manufactured and she always seems to place herself as the victim, that’s what bothers me.

She totally Brexited him.

I fully believe he posted this shit himself. After his reaction to his break up with Rita “Who” Ora, I knew it was only a matter of time before he went Bitchcon 5* on this shit.

Thomas’ opinions put serious road blocks in the way of other black men to follow his inspiring story of ascent up the social ladder. He actively harms communities of color, women, and poor people with his opinions. He is the epitome of “I got mine, so fuck all y’all.”

Thomas is a waste of space, but don’t forget Alito in your criticisms. Sadly, since he was put forth in 2006, he’ll be with us for a long damn time, and he’s AWFUL.

Thank GOD. I was afraid SCOTUS would rule that gingers were a protected class. We can’t have that. You must have a soul to be a protected class, it’s in the constitution.

Now that Scalia is gone, Thomas is going to get ALL OF MY WRATH. That fucker is the fucking worst, and the only reason he hasn’t given me a rage stroke already is because Scalia did the heavy lifting for him all these years.

Her family members went to UT-Austin but she was also targeted by activists who had long sought to overturn the state’s affirmative action program (and even shopped for good plaintiffs): http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/abigail-…

The problem is, she’s seen the second half of rom-coms, and figured if she just kept trying, UT would finally see how perfect she is for them!

She was Solictor General the first time the case went before the court, and had argued before the Court in support of UT.