That pic of Blossom and A.C. Slater just made my day. I'll inform my boss that I'm ready to go home now!

How is there not a Bette Davis Eyes-like song about FLOTUS' arms? I would work out to that song like a bawse!

He totally looks like Magneto in this pic...

Love your music! Where in DC do you usually perform? One of my goals is to actually listen to music live this winter (and I live in the DC area).

I always wonder why people gloss over Fred Armisen. He's Venezuelan/German/Japanese. He left SNL, but he does exist.

This is the kind of hair color I want, but don't know how to do it myself :-(

Wtf are these???

I'm so sorry, but when you said "nuggets make me lose control," I immediately imagined this, with dancing nuggets.

Came here to post about the garlic press. One of the best things EVER!

I would have never guess this was him in a million years!

Um, didn't she kill someone at the end of last season already?

I love Adrien Brody's nose :-( An old co-worker and I used to talk ad nauseum about our love of a big schnoz. She would say, "you know what they say... Big nose... Big Kleenex!"

My eye doctor informed me that I have naturally ashy eyes (my words, not hers), which I why I got corneal ulcers one summer. It was so incredibly painful. Now, I almost never wear contacts except for sports, and take them out ASAP. I have to wear special lotiony ones (again, my words) to keep my ashy eyes moisturized.

For one dance, our principal threatened to take pictures of people dancing dirrty, and send them to their parents. Needless to say, there were 5 people at that dance...

The BofA card thing is an actual trick a ring of East Coast shoplifters used to use at a certain mid-range lady retail store up and down the EC. They would steal an item and buy an item, then return both, and doctor up receipts so they would get everything back on this debit card they all used that had no name on it.…

She is 50 shades of awful.

I need Nina's outfit from the Project Runway finale!!! I cannot find that top, or anything similar, in any of my searches :-/

I think it's kinda cool that this wanker actually took the time to film a video response to you. He also used the word "great" a lot, which I think might have been more annoying. This dude hasn't been relevant since Mad TV was relevant!!!

That Tacky Beyonce tumblr has so many gems.

Are Tynnifers invited?