I’m not a huge fan of Luke Gilford’s photography by and large—his aesthetic always seems forced and not organic—but man he did not do Jeremy Allen White any favors in the GQ photoshoot. The clothes, the exposure, the insistence on the same vacant expression in every picture. It’s not working. Jeremy Allen White has…

Seems like Christmas lawsuits are coming out earlier and earlier every year.

Thank god I’m poor and nobody knows who I am.

In retrospect, the twist ending, that “doll” was a euphemism for “used sex toy”, was pretty obvious.

You need to up the humidity on this one by about 50%. Nobody here can handle a joke this dry.

I was what we called in the 90s a tomboy—my whole room was decorated in sports, to the point that when my parents showed the house people would see my room and ask “I didn’t know you had a son?” I wore baggy clothes, generally in blue, green, or black, and leaned goth in my clothing style. I am so grateful that my…

What do you mean starting to? This inane obsession with some singer’s love life is fucking strange right from the jump.

Sounds like an opossum. They are particular about conserving water.

that was a lot of thesaurus 

Every news site and service in the world is covering the shit out of the situation right now. It is quite literally impossible to escape it. What more could any of the G/O sites really add?

My story is more unnerving than scary, but it is true, DOES involve a ghost, and has totally changed my understanding of spirits and what the hell they’re up to.

If I wanted to listen to flat, limited range nasally vocals, I’d sing in the shower.

I can’t remember if I’ve posted this before. If I have, sorry.

Some of these comments are so elitist and snobby.

It’s self-deprecating humor, I think you’re reading far too much into this.

Perhaps, but I’m thinking it’s the catcher. A good catcher can improve the total defensive strategy of a team exponentially, they’re aware of both teams in a way that the rest of the on field players can’t possibly be—especially the pitcher.

It doesn’t mean it’s one of the most challenging though, “rock star” seems wildly hyperbolic.

As much as this shutdown is going to hurt. It’s going to hurt Republicans the most and I’m very much ok with that. 

“Well, during her stint on the Real Housewives franchise, she and her husband and brother-in-law Chart”

I’m with you there. My daughter and I went to father-daughter dances and it was a nice bonding experience. I thought it seemed a little squicky myself, what with us both being dressed to the nines, but she was always super-stoked about it year after year and still hangs on to the pictures from those dances. We’d…