First, I may be one of the few people who believe Trump’s legal issues are eventually going to derail his Presidential fantasies, one way or the other, but I think the running mate issue is going to be irrelevant soon.

I’m guessing Adele might have called Tom Sandoval’s musical career “bollocks,” as opposed to “bullocks” -with the latter meaning a large male bovine animal and the former being English slang for the things dangling between said bullock’s legs.

I know! It would have been great if it were like Murder on the Orient Express where all his victims got to shove the knife in once. 

“A bunch of heathens were jealous of the prosperity of America - a country founded by our lord and savior Jesus Christ - and tried to destroy its biggest landmarks, built in the imageof the two pieces that make up the holy Cross....”

Exactly! Sadly, here in Missouri, or in the part pronounced Missou-rah (aka the farms and Ozarks), there are a lot of people who do believe it. That’s who he tweeted for.

My first job out of J-school was working at a paper in a small town. The school board was all Souther Baptist, except for one Catholic. They were all screwing each other, but still seriously discussed canceling the high school prom because - dancing. 

I was taught by progressive-to-radical nuns in grade school and high school. They were all about empowering their female students. Eventually, they got slapped down by the previous Pope about it. But the ones that didn’t outright leave keep empowering away. Now, they’re just a little quieter about it. 

He apparently suggested issuing a phony press release claiming they’d separated because he wanted to “protect” her.

Why am I sort of disappointed that one of these guys isn’t Boebert’s daddy?

Got hooked on “We Are the Champions” during lockdown. The cheese rolling was the best, but the Russian dog dancing and the hairstyling contest were pretty mesmerizing, too. Wish they’d make more episodes. 

It’s not just the age thing. Al was an extremely hot young man (see: The Godfather I & II, Serpico). He held up pretty well into middle age (Scent of a Woman). But he didn’t get old well. Instead of a dapper Patrick Stewart or Ian McKellan, he looks like a demented old dude who forgets to shower and yells at pigeons.

Well, that we know of....

Succession is hilarious, in a very dark and twisted way. Yeah, that’s my sense of humor. The other thing is that it may involve a fictional family, but the patriarch of a real family (Rupert Murdoch) has made employees and family members sign documents stating that they will not talk with or sell family stories to…

So a gazillion bucks spent on dangerous medical procedures and he still looks like a 45-year-old. Just one who’s had some work done and works out a lot. #isitworthit

What I find sad about this whole thing is that neither of those morons are going to let any of their kids get the therapy they’re so obviously going to need.  Those poor kids are so screwed.

Jon Hamm is a huge St. Louis Blues hockey fan. Their unofficial mascot. And a Cardinals fan. In fact, my son ran into him in the men’s room at Busch Stadium during a game. Like, the men’s room off the main concourse by the beer stand - not in some luxury box. He’s legit.

“I’m a lonely boy. I’m a lonely boy.”

Worked with a guy who was a frat brother of Brad Pitt’s (University of Missouri Sigma Chi). He said Pitt told him the reason he’ll never work with Tom Cruise after “Interview with the Vampire” was that all Cruise would talk to him about was Scientology - trying to recruit him. My co-worker said there was nothing Brad…

Ben is an actor - and, actually, a decent one depending on who’s directing him - it’s his job to express his feelings. I think he’s just feeling like he can’t scratch his balls without the paparazzi getting a shot of it (and then having the tabloids speculate that he has deadly ball cancer or something). So he…

I applaud you for 15 seconds. It took all of 5 seconds of him waddling out with his suit button threatening to pop like a inflamed pimple, then seeing a bigly portion of the audience give him a standing ovation before grabbed the remote.