The pandemic was the best thing that happened to my daughter’s wedding plans. She lost about a grand on deposits when her June wedding was cancelled. But the venue was kind enough to let her switch the deposit to their smallest room when she slashed the guest list from 200 to 50 and rescheduled for that fall.

These clothes were objectively bad - especially the ones that looked like they were made from sheet of black licorice. But even worse were the stupid shoes. They made everyone awkward (I suspect Naomi kicked her off under the huge skirt). I heard “clomp...clomp...clomp...” in my mind with every step they took.

If that’s what Bette Midler was trying to say, you said it better.

Mr. Rochester recently was on a long bike ride when the urge came upon him. He knew there was a park bathroom ahead, but on arriving there was horrified to find it locked. No way he could make it home, so he was forced to pop a squat behind the bathroom. Luckily, he had a bandana tied around his head, under his helmet,…

It’s NOT Jessica McClintock. It’s Vampire’s Wife. Go browse the website and you’ll see it’s kind of the antithesis of promwear.

Def Vampire’s Wife. Which would be my favorite fashion brand if I had rock-star money.

While policing in this country needs immediate and transformative reform, let’s remember that the reason we’re talking about this because there was an 18-year-old in a school with an assault rifle. 18-year-olds who are not in the military should not be able to get assault weapons and walk into schools with them in…

Just this - I think Vivian is a lovely name. All the best to her.

Yeah, Jesuits are mostly different, although they have their own problems (see: slaveholding, genocide). Sent my kid to a Jesuit high school and they were surprisingly supportive of gay kids.

Yep. That better be Chekhov’s boulder.

Exactly this! We wouldn’t be analyzing the police response if the shooter had not been able to easily buy an AR-15. There is simply no good reason almost anyone, especially a teenager, to have a deadly assault rifle and the number of rounds he did. No. Good. Reason.

You mean he better call Saul?

Could not disagree more about Didi Stone’s dress. It looks dreadfully uncomfortable and hard to move in. 

Without a doubt, Madonna is a highly skilled pop/dance artist/performer. Where she gets into trouble is when she tries an art form she’s not skilled at or just hasn’t done a lot - like directing a movie. She hasn’t put in the work to really understand or master the medium, so the resulting artwork comes off as…

Exactly this!

I dare anyone to look at these photos and deny the beauty of DARK skin.  Woman is a goddess...

I prefer the monarchy’s pomp and circumstance. At least it’s cool-looking

She did that for our local cancer organization - wonder if it was the same one. We have a different celeb every year and she was one of the most kind, generous and beautiful people ever. She’s a hero.

So, Kim apparently wore the real dress only on the red carpet and then changed into a “replica.” In the red carpet photos I’ve seen, she’s wearing a white furry/fuzzy coat that covers the back.

Nope. This is the marketing equivalent of what they call a sentinel or “never” event - it should never have happened.