The wheels on the bus go ____________________

<miming to bring across the point that the car travels with an invisible box around the car, causing the car to have less braking power due to the wheels being inside the box>

I have a friend who shaped pieces of a vanilla Power Bar into goose poop-like shapes, placed them on the grass when we weren’t looking, then picked them up and ate them in front of us. Totally freaked us out.

It might be the stereotypical Left Lane Prius or Always a Camry that annoys us the most day-to-day but, for the truly spectacularshit? Altimas. Almost always an Altima.

The last one is a Fiat Punto.

My wife and I were in France a week and a half ago, when we were just outside Maussane-les-Alpilles on 12/14, we saw the below pair of cars speed past us on the D5\D78. I thought it might have been a 6-series coupe\convertible, but now I think it might have the 8-series.

Farts ARE a blast!

Dis is you:

The Geo Metro convertible called. They just wanted to say “hi” nothing beyond that, everyone forgot them too.

African or European?

And yet if you look closely, the entire greenhouse and doors are carried over.

Props to that Studebaker!

I don’t regret it. I’ve been having so much fun here. I get to learn new things about cars every day (and it’s not restricted to just one program, or to just FCA products, or to cars considered in the “competitive set”; I get to learn about all cars), and I also get to write stories.

And, as it turns out, on top of my…

The MKC will follow. I read an article elsewhere stating that Lincoln did not want to overwhelm by changing every vehicle and introducing all new names at the same time. They wanted to give each new marque a chance to shine with individual attention for a short while.

HolyCrapSameCar!

I’m just going to say it. I kinda like the look of the MKC.

I imported a Honda Beat last summer, and it was one of the most amazing, unique automotive experiences I’ve ever had. I had to sell it so I could have money for college again, but I’m already looking for the next car I can bring over someday. Maybe a Cappuccino this time...