I have: the black men who voted for Trump.

What do we want?!

Everybody knows you don’t work in Buffalo for the independence or the authority or the football or the ability to influence the direction of a team. You work in Buffalo to enjoy the weather.

It absolutely astounds me that after the worst Browns season ever, that they are still not the worst run franchise in the league. Close. But good lord.

“I was like, good gracious, ass is bodacious”

Well, I mean, he DID prove some people wrong. Fans who believed in him, the Browns themselves, whatever scouts convinced the team to sign him...

He’s right. Those are the same people who insisted that LiLo’s movie career was over, and look how wrong they were about that.

“That’s okay, we’d just waste it anyway”

“Allegedly Fabricating” ... she confessed.

To my fellow minorities and marginalized folks:

That’s the worst part of it. These fucking liars cast doubt on all the real stories. It’s almost too late, really. Once you hear a few fake stories, you’re going to call “Chicken Little” on many of the others.

Not to mention the false Kitty Genovese narrative that bystanders did nothing.

Ugh teenagers, please stop making stuff up. You will get found out, and it will cast doubt on all the legitimate incidents of hate crimes post-election.

http://m.ljworld.com/news/2016/dec/14/battery-charge-dropped-against-ku-basketball-playe/?templates=mobile

Cardinals to Floyd: Wish You Weren’t Here

Well, it’s nice to see a Cardinals drive actually end in points for once. Unfortunately, they are on Floyd’s license.

Pretty sure this means he is one now...

i get the wakeyleaks when i drink too much water the night before hoping to stave off a hangover

Wait, hold up, lets back track here...