Ha, that’s funny! However, my Super Internet Slueth research says, at least for some, it has a sexual connotation as well.

Not once. I’ve been saving it for you. PayPal me the advance?

I’m picturing you drooling on yourself as you type. Close? “ez”? Yes, bitch-smacking you up and down the thread wasn’t exactly taxing, but I can hardly claim credit for something so “ez”.

Right, I acknowledged that I was giving you what you wanted, which was to say that Affirmative Action is ass, even though that had nothing to do with my OP. And though I confess your begging and sniveling for more argument was heart-rending, we both know, I hope, that you just aren’t up for it. I wish you were, as I…

I am deeply relieved all is good between us. Although, again, your inability to read carefully, or understand the motivations of others or even slang terms in common parlance, has played you false. If I were concern-trolling, I would be pretending to be on your side (I know this is very hard for you to comprehend, but…

If I thought enough people would read this far downthread, I might. And I understand this is the fight you were itching to have, but you aren’t nearly smart enough or funny enough to make a worthy opponent. Sorry. :(

I would be happy to tell you more, but it’s nuanced, complex stuff. I highly doubt you’re capable of absorbing it.

Actually, I think racism against white people is literally stoking racism against black people. That’s part of what’s animating Trumpism. God knows it’s doing black people no favors, which I think the majority of same realize.

I wasn’t focusing on the article, was focusing on the term. But sure, since you mention it, racism is bad!

I have no idea what AA means in this context. You are as bad at guessing as you are at reading.

Day-um! Got me agin! Please do define woke. All ears, Shanaynay.

hahaha I was responding to the poster suggesting I define the word “woke” as well.

I’m not gonna lie: my hair is fuckin off the hook, yo.

Yes, surprisingly, “I never heard of it” does not mean a thing doesn’t exist; you are now, if I am using the term correctly, officially “woke”. Peace out.

Fuck me sideways, did you just “lol” me? That is utterly unfair, because there is no coming back from when someone lols you. Well fucking played. Slain!

Happy to oblige:

“Becky” is a racist and sexist and slut-shaming slang term. Very glad to see Jezebel is loosening up.

That is fantastically adorable slo-motion child abuse! You never have to give kids that young ice cream, they'd be happy with a carrot or yogurt or cottage cheese, but how else do you give them the diabeetus all their friends are having? Live fast, die young, and leave a gigantic, bloated corpse.

Too much funneling into a Trojan isn't going to be very productive.

I'm surprised you didn't mention his admitted need for greater core strength. Perhaps some Pilates in the off-season?