Sasha Kaun
Let me bench you
Let me bench you
Sasha Kaun
Let me bench you
That’s all I wanna do

Excellent! I have your attention, I see! Now please be a good little cunt and die?

Please die.

I think in this case, more of an open-faced sandwich, no?

This sweaty white dude at the Y deeply appreciates the comparison!

So, so happy you posted it again. I rarely actually utter the words “oh shit” aloud to my computer. (Unless I am accidentally using Internet Explorer.)

People who are noisy and therefore dickish to their neighbors deserve to be kicked out, this asshole doubly so.

Uh, Gawker libtards, he’s obviously right. You can’t see that? Try getting a pair of scissors and cutting the 2nd Amendment out of a copy of the Constitution. You really imagine you can kill someone with that scrap of paper? The scissors would be more deadly. Think.

National Guard isn’t actually a militia, I don’t think. We haven't had a true militia in a while-arguably itself a violation of the 2nd.

Yep, building a wall to keep poor people from cleaning our toilets is EXACTLY THE SAME as building a wall to keep people form stabbing, blowing up, or kidnapping your children. Has there ever in the history of history been a more apt parallel? UNPOSSIBLE!

Can someone please tell me what Israel’s problem is? In the history of the conflict, no Palestinian has ever so much as raised his hand to an Israeli, let alone stabbed a mom in front of her kids. And for sure they have not repeatedly called for the destruction of Israel, backed by Iranian theocrats. I mean, I’m…

Yeah, I’m pretty much over the hagiography. Ali wasn’t against the Vietnam War on principle, he was against it because he was making a ton of money and didn’t feel he should have to go. I think he may even have intimated that he had been found to be too stupid to go. So no heroics there. Also, he was a rank…

Needs moar haram...

Really?

Air rage, I haz it.

No, let's not. Let us burn the thing to the ground.

It’s the part of male privilege you never really think about: women can never have their nuts prodded, no matter how deserving they may be. It makes me so angry every time I think about it.

I would say that the sensible replacement for the TSA would bear so little resemblance to its current incarnation as to justify calling for its dissolution.

What they do is not necessary. I do not need to have my shoes off, I don’t need my nuts prodded, I don’t need to be told I can’t bring on a small vial of liquid. And when the TSA is tested, they fail.

We would have invaded them, but they had nukes, you see. And we may be fighting a proxy war with them in the Ukraine.