They actually used "architected" with a straight face? This must be a joke.

Almost all insects fly... in the Air! Where else would they fly?

"Good sexual health does not necessarily correlate with numbers of sexual partners."

It never used to, anyway.

"The Must-Have Tool If You Get Marooned In a Desert Island"

If only all corporations had a natural life span. But unless they're killed (like in this case) they're immortal.

You're not screwed up. You just have a well developed BS detector. That's just the first silly marketing on the moon brought to you by the US military industrial complex. The astronauts were soldiers and the whole enterprise was to stick it to the Russkies.

Because groupwise is only in work environments and necessitate IT people and most of us only put up with IT administrators because our employer demands it.

Useless in almost every case since thieves try to never break into homes when people are in them.

So how are parents supposed to watch out for these. Unless the kids are sending these to their parents in which case ... I didn't know how to end this.

"Every kid in this world, myself included, would love to see these beasts roaming the tundra once again"

How good is this at reconstructing shredded and burned documents?

That was my thought when I read all the angsty "human rights" rhetoric. Siri is just a talking Google competitor. If you get lousy results from Siri isn't Google still available on iOS or have they somehow expunged it?

For 'tis the sport to have the enginer

Indeed. It's primarily just a wallet accessing device.

Save? Of all the religious charities out there it's so far in the black that their future is assured. They are very scrupulous, frugal and careful with their money.

Who cares about original as long as there is competition, of sorts.

You only need to look at the picture of the geezers to see why this is even being suggested. If these two old timers even know what the internet is I'd be surprised.

I like this idea. Truth in eating. I am a meat eater but I recognize something has to die for me to eat. Being heterotrophs (aka animals) that is what we do. Things must die for us to live, whether it's a plant, animal, fungus or whatever. It's ironic that a retailer would do this since they've done a lot to move us…

It is a pretty interesting video but mentioning your nether regions was both unnecessary and weird.