Hey girl, hope you're having suicidal thoughts because my only specialty is jumpers.

Tom Chilton

I enjoy the implication that if you don't like Kanye or consider him a genius then it's obviously because he's black...not because he's an egotistical asshole who makes music that not everybody likes

How much worse can it get?

He traveled.

Oh man, this is totally gonna kill his image.

MacGyver: The Movie

A blonde-haired blue-eyed combat enthusiast who calls himself "Nature Boy?" You bet your ass Flair translates in German.

Little League Baseball>Baseball Stars>R.B.I.

Garcia gave exactly zero fucks...

Wow. The sky truly is the limit for this kid.

Are we talking about the very beginning here, or can it be the biggest improvement from some sad sorry state of affairs it may have been in sometime during it's lifetime?

Cadillac CTS.

Ooh and ahh? Just like your mother said last night, Trebek.

I hope this doesn't give kids the idea that firing automatic weapons is cool, because make no mistake, it's very very cool.

But could you afford the PBR afterwards?

$75 grand? Nope.

Um, I think that went right over your head.